Airline Fanatic

Here’s the latest and greatest in stupid drunk passengers getting arrested in airports for being stupid and drunk.  I found this one via Digg, which found it via the Consumerist.  Heres a quick summary: 

An American Airlines passenger was found sitting on a jet bridge at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport, covered in salad dressing and missing a shoe, according to the Star-Telegram.

The man was unable to stand by himself and slurred when he asked police why he wasn’t allowed to board his American Eagle flight. He was unaware that his shoe was missing.

Oh goodness, I smell a reality show coming on – who can come up with the best reason they shouldn’t be allowed on an airplane?

[Via the Consumerist]